You’ll Be Shocked to See These Vintage Ads That Used To Run

Published on December 25, 2022
As time goes on, we hope to progress in all humanitarian efforts. One way to measure success is through comparing things that were deemed appropriate decades ago to see if they’re suitable for today’s standards. If we measure by these standards, we can see that many vintage ads didn’t stand the test of time. Most of them promote chauvinistic ideas about women that would cause significant controversy if they were run now.

Here are some of the most cringe-worthy ads; we can’t believe they were actually real! However, some of them are interesting to look at and bring a sense of the past to determine how much our lives have changed throughout the years.

1960 – Alcoa Aluminum

Apparently, it will only take a dainty grasp to open up an Alcoa Aluminum can. These caps are so easy to use that women can get the ketchup out without having to ask a man for help!

1960 - Alcoa Aluminum

1960 – Alcoa Aluminum

1965 – McDonald’s

You can see the 1965 ad for the All American three-course meal provided by McDonald’s. It included a milkshake, French fries, and a hamburger, and you only spent 52 cents. Add a drink to the mix for 10 to 15 cents. That would be an amazing deal now!

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1965 – McDonald’s

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1960s – Tipalet

How do you get a woman interested? You simply blow cigarette smoke into her face. Well, that’s what this ad shows. This advertisement is outdated because of the misogyny, but it also glorifies smoking. It wouldn’t make it by today’s standards!

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1960s - Tipalet

1960s – Tipalet

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1960s – Schlitz Beer

The Schlitz Beer campaign from the 1960s shows that beer cans in the past didn’t feature the pop tab. Could you imagine grabbing your can opener just to have a cold brew? We’re very glad companies have innovated and made it easier.

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1960s - Schlitz Beer

1960s – Schlitz Beer

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1970s – Columbia Records

Columbia Records put out this ad showing an amazing deal of getting 13 tapes/records for $1. It’s a shocking deal, and you were guaranteed a good price if you joined the brand’s club. This would add up significantly if you enjoyed music, but things have now changed.

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1970s – Columbia Records

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1900s – Ohio Carriage Club

You might not see it initially, but The Ohio Carriage Co. was ahead of its time. It was boasting of not employing children and providing a 30-day trial for the Split Hickory Special Top Buggy. In fact, you couldn’t ask for more from a company at that time!

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1900s – Ohio Carriage Club

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1960s – 7Up

It’s hard to imagine that brands made bold claims like this one from 7Up. If you drink this soda, you will get an energy burst that can help you play ping-pong or bowling better, and it will only take about six minutes. However, what’s happening with the woman’s pose?!

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1960s – 7Up

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1950s – Marilyn Monroe Fireworks Safety Ad

It’s unclear how a seductive swimsuit worn by Marilyn Monroe would help with fireworks safety on the 4th of July. However, sex appeal was often used back then, and it probably worked to catch the men’s attention at the time.

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1950s - Marilyn Monroe Fireworks Safety Ad

1950s – Marilyn Monroe Fireworks Safety Ad

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1980s – General Electric

GE changed the world in the 1980s when it introduced the “snooze” feature on the alarm clock. We take it for granted now, but things were a lot different back then. In fact, many people use their phones instead of an actual clock!

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1980s – General Electric

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1950s – Modern Hair Styling

It’s pretty neat to see some of the modern (1950s) hairstyles at the time for men. Some are now out of fashion and have been for decades. However, it’s interesting to see how they change and evolve (possibly coming back into style).

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1950s – Budweiser

This advert from Budweiser in the 1950s is interesting. Firstly, it points out that wives weren’t allowed at poker night with the guys. However, they still had to have snacks and beer available for the group. Plus, it’s a little shocking that a company would take credit for the wife’s memory!

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1950s – Budweiser

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1970s – Hormel

This ad from the 1970s is an excellent example of how businesses marketed products to fit the decade’s hard economic times. Hormel promised a meal full of meat without a high price. It must have done something right because the company is still around!

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1970s – Hormel

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1970s – Leggs

Some ads are only sexist because times have changed, but this one takes the cake. It dehumanizes women, showing that men can walk all over them because of their pants. It’s crazy that an ad like this one ran, and it wouldn’t happen today!

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1970s – Leggs

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1950s – Nichols Industries Inc.

In the 1950s, every boy wanted a realistic gun toy, and the company boasts of the life-like sound and features. However, that wouldn’t fly today with all the mass shootings. Society wants to distance itself from gun toys!

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1950s – Nichols Industries Inc.

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1960s – Kohler Bathroom Fixtures

This bathroom screams 1960s, and that makes sense because it’s a Kohler’s ad from that time period. It’s hard to believe companies advertised that color. Though avocado toilets have gone out of style, we hope they never make a comeback!

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1960s – Kohler Bathroom Fixtures

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1980s – Airflow Company

The ad is definitely eye-catching, but Airflow Company missed its mark. Its argument is enjoying the scene and dealing with an AC system failing. It’s just hard to understand that something so awkward would get printed!

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1980s – Airflow Company

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1910s – Sears

It’s hard to believe this ad because we were shocked to find out Sears sold houses. Likewise, a 12-bedroom house was only $6,000! With inflation, that would make it cost $172,779, and we have to admit that’s a bargain in all senses of the word.

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1960s – Cigar Institute of America

Who would have thought it a good idea to compare modern men to cavemen? Was that desirable, then? Somehow, the company believed that it could convince men to smoke its cigars and become manlier. Then, the cavewoman was there for effects.

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1960s – Sears Pikes Peak Hill Climb (Lionel)

There’s something wholesome about this illustrated advertisement. It shows a family playing with the Pikes Peak Hill Climb track toy. You can feel the children’s excitement, and the parents are actually involved, as well!

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1960s - Sears Pikes Peak Hill Climb (Lionel)

1960s – Sears Pikes Peak Hill Climb (Lionel)

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1950s – Lucky Tiger Hair Tonic

Lucky Tiger Hair Tonic released its 1950s ad and promised that men could have their pick of women if they used the product. We know that’s not how it works, but this ad still ran at the time and probably sold thousands of hair tonics!

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1950s – Lucky Tiger Hair Tonic

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1930s – Tart-Chestnut Co.

The name of the Tart-Chestnut product wasn’t inappropriate in the 1930s. However, this is a good example of how the word meanings can change with time. “Big Tits” was the nickname for the chip company Titus Tart.

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1930s – Tart-Chestnut Co.s Tart Chestnut Co.

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1960s – Sony

Before smartphones became popular, people had to record videos on heavy equipment, carrying it everywhere. This man climbed a tree to capture a bird’s nest while holding a box. It certainly wouldn’t be the most effective marketing option today.

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1960s – Sony

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1930s – Kellogg’s

Kellogg’s tried selling vitamins in the 1930s. The way it did so was by telling husbands that those products would help their wives stay energetic. Why would her appearance have anything to do with how hard she worked?!

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1930s – Kellogg’s

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1885 – Toothache Drops

In 1885, cocaine was completely legal and was advertised as a toothache remedy. You could head to your local pharmacy to pick some up, and this ad even shows children. Now, we know that cocaine is highly addictive!

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1940s – Camel

It’s hard to believe that Camel released an ad that promoted smoking. Potential buyers could read that doctors smoked this brand more than others. Today, that wouldn’t work, and most people wouldn’t trust a physician who promoted smoking!

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1940s – Camel

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1980s – Sony

The Sony Walkman ad captures the 1980s decade perfectly in a single photograph. You see roller skates, portable cassette players, and the classic hairstyles and clothing of the time period. It’s a nostalgic look that was cool in this era.

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1950s – Bell and Howell Projector

Here’s a classic example of companies using sex appeal and women’s bodies to promote products. It’s from the 1950s, and the primary focus is Sabrina’s chest, even though the brand is selling a color slide projector!

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1940s – Plymouth

You can clearly see in this ad from the 1940s that more text is used, and that’s a significant difference between those and the current ones. No one would spend that much time reading the information before deciding to get that vehicle!

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1940s – Plymouth

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1970s – Out of the Closet Inc.

The brand might have been trying to normalize LGBTQ+ during the 1970s, but this doll is highly offensive by today’s standards. “Gay Bob” was actually marketed as the first gay doll for anyone. It seems nice, but it’s very problematic!

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1970s – Out of the Closet Inc.

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1970s – Radio Shack

Radio Shack was the go-to place to purchase the latest technology products in its heyday. Now, Best Buy has completely crushed the brand, which had to declare bankruptcy multiple times in only the past few years.

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1970s – Radio Shack

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1970s – McDonald’s

We truly believe this ad was meant to be inclusive to African Americans, and it worked in the 1970s. However, those racial stereotypes of that advert would never be allowed to show today. It’s completely unacceptable by today’s standards!

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1970s – McDonald’s

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1949 – Larsen Company

There’s nothing culturally offensive here, but it’s still unappealing to look at five different vegetables in one can. That might have worked in the past, but most people nowadays wouldn’t be into that idea because it’s odd and a little grotesque.

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1949 - Larsen Company

1949 – Larsen Company

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1950s – Schlitz Beer

Schlitz Beer has another sexist ad, but this is from the 1950s. Here, you see a wife upset about burning dinner. However, her husband then comforts her by saying it’s okay since she didn’t burn his beer.

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1950s – Western Electric

It’s interesting that Western Electric believed that the future of phones would be like this. Though it wasn’t far off with its design, the creators of the ad probably didn’t think of cordless phones or the smartphones we all use now!

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1950s – Western Electric

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1960s – Martini & Rossi

Martini & Rossi, a popular alcoholic beverage company, decided that it would be smart to have a woman locked in a cage for the advertisement. Did anyone believe that men could “capture” women by plying them with booze?!

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1970s – Honda

It’s unbelievable that an ad like this got approved, even in the 1970s. We’re not sure what the brand meant by “woman’s car,” but it’s ridiculous to market something solely based on gender. In fact, it’s offensive in all forms!

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1970s – Honda

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1950s – 7Up

This ad could never run today! You can see a baby being given a 7Up soda to drink. Now, we know that diabetes and too much sugar are bad for us, but it’s still shocking to see a young child drinking this type of beverage.

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1950s – 7Up

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1943 – Texaco

This is an interesting ad. Texaco envisioned a world where kids had to ask who Hitler was. At the time, he was causing horrific genocide. It focused on solidarity and dreams of a better future where no one could hurt an entire population.

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1943 – Texaco

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1950s – Van Heusen

Whether you like it or not, Van Heusen did have an ad showcasing classist tropes to try to make its brand seem more upper-class. Though shirts and ties look different than tribal attire, they are worn in totally different situations!

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1950s – Van Heusen

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1999 – Best Buy

Who could forget Y2K with all its craziness? Here, you see a throwback ad from Blockbuster, reminding everyone of the panic people experienced on New Years’ Eve night in 1999. They thought the computers would stop working!

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